‘Twas the night ‘fore World Juniors, and all throughout Ufa
People were wondering just what Canada’s good for.
If you hate dirty hockey, or evil incarnate,
Know Canada’s the place where both things were started.
Their players were all sleeping, no books had they read,
Because the CHL’s bylaws said they must be rockheads.
Steve Spott in his ‘kerchief, dozed lightly at first,
Not even once realizing his team was the worst.